tahthetrickster:

tahthetrickster:

when you walk past your cat’s food bowl and they start screaming at you even though you both know full well you put food in there barely an hour ago

this is a good post bc all the tags are just ppl @‘ing their cats, who are not even on tumblr to defend themselves

brendonurieisgodandsatan:

copperbadge:

I laughed suddenly and loudly in my cubicle at work. 

I’m literally light headed from laughing so hard

maxiesatanofficial:

me on my own posts

deohsogay:

me: [considers coming out to someone]

them: [says something homophobic]

me:

just-shower-thoughts:

We put a huge amount of trust in our phone mute buttons not to betray us.

vongolacielo:

writeroost:

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

“fuck”

jew-bilee:

Plain and simple Credit : https://lillithtits.tumblr.com/

thedalailama:

hey i might get unfollowed or something for this but. If you’re pro Palestine that’s fine but it doesn’t give you any right to be antisemitic. saying stuff like all isrealis should die is terrible and theres no excuse to wish harm on innocent people. There are lots of isrealis who support two state solution and stuff. i am not even Israeli but the fact that people are spewing hate at every Jew in the world for things they aren’t even responsible for is reprehensible. please don’t reblog this with anything antisemitic, and don’t try to say antisemitism is gone. It’s still incredibly rampant all over the world. Sorry for rambling in this post but I wanted to cover all my bases in one post